I don’t have anything to write about today. So I googled the word “topic“. I found myself confronted with a website that told me and I quote,
“You’re one click away from ruling the school in apparel and accessories that scream ATTITUDE.”
Suffice it to say I was pretty happy that I had stumbled upon a website that would not only take me back in time but also make me super cool with attitude in school.
Not many people know this but this is basically what I looked like in high school.
Thinking that this will not satisfy my avid readers, I quickly Google another phrase, “bland personality”. And Boo-Yaaa Google is run by Scientologists. Check this out. If you read this short screed against the evils of conformity, you can begin to see where Tom Cruise gets his hatred of psychology.
I think I can be of some help here. I am going to email the Screaming ATTITUDE site to the Scientologists to let them know that all is not lost. Click the picture to see my message.
How’s that for ecumenical?
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OK, I admit it, I actually snorted while reading this. Who’d a thunk it? Major Attitude can save your soul!
Hah! Great stuff – loved your letter. I may write in to tell them that “What the #$*! Do We (K)now!?” was full of bad science and was really a cruel trick to those of us that thought we were renting a science documentary based on, you know, science.
Oh and by the way, re: “what I looked like in high school”… I can’t quite agree with the big lips and funny dutch nose… you didn’t have either in high school. But, to your random photo finding credit, I did momentarily think this was a photoshopped you.
World, chopper felt the same way and couldn’t be happy for a whole week after watching that movie. His response, “They don’t know #$*!”
Heh. Any chance we can pull chopper back into the blogosphere as well?
the lips, totally not, for sure, right?
Your website is awesome because you’re actually out here in the bloggosphere solving problems, bringing together disparate parties which need to know more about each other.
And I seconds World: anything that can be done to drag Chopper back into the blogosphere would be good.
ur like one of those people, where if i was to walk pass u be thinking.
“is that a boy or a girl”
then check out ur jeans and ur adams apple!
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